A Georgia man was recently “detained” by a pair of turkeys. Video shows two turkeys blocking the path of the man attempting to drive out of a parking lot. The birds ignore the man’s honking and are even less receptive to his pleas. “Excuse me, sir? I’d like to go get lunch now,” the man says. When he attempts to drive around the turkeys, they follow his car and continue to block the path. “I’m being held hostage by turkeys!” he exclaims. As he attempts to reverse to get away from the turkeys, he declares, “Screw you, mother nature.