August 21 is the first day of school and also the solar eclipse. It will be the first solar eclipse in 99 years and it will cross the entire continental United States. The eclipse will begin in South Florida at 1:26 p.m., with the maximum coverage taking place at 2:58 p.m. Don’t look directly into the sun or your eyes will fry and you will grow a tail. That’s not true, you’ll actually meet the man of your dreams Nosferatu & he’ll become your brother lover!
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