Today is August 16th and its National Tell a Joke Day...Hey…So what did the ocean say to the beach…not much…it just waved…Car accident remember…after 911…call 411…1-800-411-PAIN!
Here are some of my favorite jokes from some of my favorite FEMALE comedians:
Amy Schumer on SNL “I have an 18 month old niece and we have the exact same body”
Sarah Silverman “Roasting James Franco, but KILLS Seth Rogan” “Jonah on a scale from 1 to 10 – do you own a scale?”
Anjelah Johnson “When I first told people I was married… “oh my god? what? I thought you were a lesbian!”