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Fetty Wap Arrested for Drag-Racing While Drunk in Brooklyn @jppower96

Fetty Wap got walloped with a whopping 15 criminal charges earlier today after he was arrested for drag racing while drunk in Brooklyn. Page Six reports that cops pulled over the 26-year-old rapper for going 100 miles per hours in his Mercedes on the Gowanus Parkway around 1 a.m. today. Fetty (real...
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Tokyo Company Gives Extra Vacation Days to Non-Smokers @jppower96

Want to get people to give up smoking? Give them some vacation days. To wit, the AP reports that one Tokyo-based marketing company, Piala, recently instituted a policy wherein non-smokers are given six extra days of vacation a year. Piala’s corporate planning director says the six days are intended...
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8 House of Cards Staffers Accuse Kevin Spacey of Sexual Harassment @jppower96

Another day, another round of horrible sexual accusations against Oscar-winning actor Kevin Spacey. At least eight employees on Spacey's hit Netflix show House of Cards came forward to CNN on Thursday alleging or corroborating accusations of sexual misconduct by Spacey on set. One former production...
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Chicago Man Shoots Himself in Penis While Robbing Hot Dog Stand @jppower96

In what may be the most ironic story of all time, a man in Chicago accidentally shot himself in the wiener this week while sticking up...a hot dog stand. Terrion Pouncy allegedly robbed two employees at Maxwell Street Express around 6 a.m. on Halloween morning. While shifting the gun in his...
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Twitter Employee Deactivates Trump's Account on Last Day of Work @jppower96

Take this tweet and shove it, Donald Trump! That's what one unnamed Twitter employee did on Thursday when he decided to deactivate the President's Twitter account on his final day of work at the social media platform. "Earlier today @realdonaldtrump's account was inadvertently deactivated," the...
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Utah Nurse Gets $500K for Arrest Over Unconstitutional Blood Draw @jppower96

Nurse Alex Wubbels will receive $250,000 each from the Salt Lake City Police Department and the University of Utah after a cop assaulted and arrested her for refusing to unconstitutionally draw blood from an unconscious patient this summer. The Washington Post reports that the settlement precludes...
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New York Man Fined $5K for Mailing Live Snakes to China @jppower96

Snakes on a cargo plane! A man in western New York was fined $5,000 for attempting to mail seven live ball pythons to China back in 2014. Not only did 28-year-old Chaoyi Le try to transport the reptiles via the post office, but he also used a fake name to do so while labeling his package as...
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Frankensteins' Baby Born on Halloween @jppower96

Frankenstein’s baby wasn’t born on Halloween, but the Frankensteins’ baby was! Oskar Gary Frankenstein was born four days after his due date on Tuesday in Winter Park, Florida, apparently arriving late so that his birth could go viral. Baby Frankenstein’s grandmother, Jennifer Frankenstein, tells...
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